(setting: sitting at Devon's Jerk Chicken - waiting for Rob's quarter)
Rob: Things are really picking up this weekend for the Negril Escape.
Delroy: Tomorrow ah Independent ah so every whey get busy.
Rob: Ah, so that's why they call it the Negril Escape. Everybody is coming in from Kingston!
Delroy: Yah mon, I mi hah some friend ah come from town to. An wi ah go kill heem ram goat and celebrate!
Rob: (singing) A splendid time is guarenteed for all...